I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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