But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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