We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
