He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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