i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
There are leaves in my underwear?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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