Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's no shave November. This is our time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
