her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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