Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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