Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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