His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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