i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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