I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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