did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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