Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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