Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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