We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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