I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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