Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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