I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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