Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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