we have officially lost it.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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