He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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