Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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