My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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