Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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