so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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