omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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