Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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