i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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