My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Dick very happy bro
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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