That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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