Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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