so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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