Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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