That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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