shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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