are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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