while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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