You work out of a Hotel?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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