Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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