im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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