Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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