Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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