Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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