I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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