are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
