i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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