going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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