Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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