Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
one might say we're banned from that church
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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