Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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