She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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