Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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