ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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