Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Spinthewheell hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i fell asleep inside of her

(1-248): View more from Michigan

thats awesome

Fav 16 2145 1072
share tweet
(734): View more from Michigan

Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.

Fav 18 1100 5140
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(251): View more from Alabama

you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you

Fav 58 12694 1530
share tweet
(662): View more from Mississippi

this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

(601): View more from Mississippi

on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

Fav 6 3192 1151
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

Fav 1 2485 1029
share tweet
(860): View more from Connecticut

Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

Fav 13 2886 4906
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(561): View more from Florida

I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.

Fav 3 1227 691
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there

Fav 5 1198 684
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.

Fav 0 43 15
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT