Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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