no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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