he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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