Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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