yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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